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Fine print:
After conducting a double-blind study, Side effects just may include, but are not limited to: Fatigue, Nausea, Anxiety, Hives, Weight loss, Weight gain, Weight staying the same, Hair Loss, Heart Palpitations, Slow and painful death, Diarrhea, slurred speech, Dizziness, Muscle and joint pain. Side effects are usually mild to severe and may go away on their own. If any of these side effects persist longer than two months, consult a physician immediately. Do not take this medicine with alcohol. Do not take this medicine with Diet Coke and Mentos. Don't take this medication if you are pregnant, nursing, or wish to have children ever. Do not operate lightweight or heavy machinery if you are taking this product. Do not take this product if you are allergic to this product. (It's amazing that here in America, something that should be blatantly common sense such as the preceding warning has to be spelled out for the chronically stupid.) Only your doctor can determine if this medicine is right for you, and if your doctor says it isn't right for you, get a new doctor. See our ad in Polar Bear Collector magazine. Visit our website Esbolikitorsilvomerkinedserivumlanitaticore.com and get a free pen and stationary.

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Introducing Minimum Strenghth 100mg tablet
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